garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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