singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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