Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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