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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.

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  Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?

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  Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.

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  Totally get that.

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• (562): View more from California

  It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone

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• (631): View more from New York

  We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dick very happy bro

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