This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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