Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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