her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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