How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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