and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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