It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my sisters under your porch take her home
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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