Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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