just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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