Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Are we still banned from the library?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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