I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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