then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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