Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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