nut hugger
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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