hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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