North Korea, Best Korea!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
