There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.