I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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