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• (937): View more from Ohio

  oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.

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• (914): View more from New York

  i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies

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• (438): View more from Quebec

  Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.

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  It's ok, February is a short month

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.

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