we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.