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• (303): View more from Colorado

  well if you came here i would keep you awake :*

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  did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.

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• (909): View more from California

  i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...

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• (707): View more from California

  I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already

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• (631): View more from New York

  He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.

  (205): View more from Alabama

  I hate freshman.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler

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• (915): View more from Texas

  The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?

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