Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
operation harelip BJ is a go
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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