PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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