why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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