he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Panties = found
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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