Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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