You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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