Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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