...so i touched it.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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