are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
i believe in u and ur pee
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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