I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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