he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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