This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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