Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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