I CAN MOONWALK!
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Someone shit on the floor
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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