I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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