He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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