i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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