she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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