wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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