i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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