I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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