There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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