You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize