omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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