I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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