He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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