Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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