is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
