Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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