This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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