So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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