i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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